Beware of hooker Aria Skye

I wanted to warn you about Aria Skye. I found this chick on twitter send her an email which she had listed on her profile.

Online she seemed cool but when she showed up she was all over the place. Couldn’t help but think she might have forgotten to take her ADHD meds.

Something about her just seemed off. I should have trusted my gut and ended things right there.

I won’t bother you with all the nitty-gritty details like how dirty her feet were or how her skin had a faint odor like she had eaten something and it was seeping through her skin, so I had to ask her to shower before things went any further.

Online she sounded like she had it together. I thought we had a nice conversation but in person, she was very different.

I quickly began to realize it wasn’t her that I was speaking to, it was her porn agent, pretending to be her.

I could have still ignored all of that if it weren’t for the fact that when it came time to get intimate and she spread her legs she had a smell that I can’t describe.

I had to pretend like I had food poison to get her to leave. I just couldn’t do it.